hashtagdion:

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

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dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

Alignment triangle, but the three corners are had a horse phase, had a wolf phase, and had a dragon phase

A case study

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huyh172:

pototojoe:

that time when pokemen go led me to a murder house

Ghost type gym

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

YOUNG MAN, you’re a young man of great renown

I SAID YOUNG MAN  i know you stole british cannons when we were still downtown

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aqueerkettleofish:

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

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pancakeke:

carnival-phantasm:

Fellas, can I get an F for Verizon/Yahoo in the chat?

are we officially the most worthless online community yet

transhumanisticpanspermia:

there are about 471 million tumblr blogs and the site sold for 3 million which means on average your blog is worth 0.6 cents

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orriculum:

orriculum:

I’m just a piece of low poly fruit

girls night

brielaurson:

finalpam8000:

benepla:

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s?

Pacific Rim

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transm3d:

guardianbastard:

isashi-nigami:

satandotgov:

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

how can you post that and not include the video

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING

*several seconds of feral snarls*

“great, great yeah that was good”

I liTERaLLY CAnT BTeAtHE

evilestscientist:

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cinemove:

Clueless (1996) dir. Amy Heckerling

surprisedentistry:

shelesbianism:

This is without a doubt the funniest description of the joker I’ve ever seen

this is an excerpt from my resume

marionthegeek:

Reading the Good Omens script book. And this is, without a doubt, my favorite stage direction so far.

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aaronexplainsitall:

that-twink-over-there:

jover2013:

peony-peachh:

lambrini-socialism:

themorbidmedic:

evangeline-elena:

aubscares:

fun fact:

The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

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blairwitchprojector:

winterswake:

Since when do vampires like baseball?
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE

dumbbadger:

Happy Summerween

dykecity:

Billie Lourd as Gigi in Booksmart (2019)

aka the crazy girl representation i´ve been waiting for

(Source: https://dykecity.tumblr.com/)

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tstylesgifs:

Michelle Obama gets Harry Styles out of the game

pissvortex:

someonekillpewdiepie:

pissvortex:

would anyone like some chease

just a liddle pece of chease

please get out of my room, I don’t know how you got in here with that plate of cheese but get the fuck out

you would deny me? your dearest son?

plasticonobandana:

You Are a Plant in my Apartment Who is Underperforming and I am Yelling at You (ASMR)

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mmishaya:

Me and my mutuals logging tf in

yondus-wife:

scoobertdoobertlove:

ladyallo:

colorguardian18:

a-walking-lovesong:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

malefeministthor:

Gaslighting

hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth:

“I write for young girls of color, for girls who don’t even exist yet, so that there is something there for them when they arrive.” - Ntozake Shange

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androidtrash800:

Anything counts

warmheartworm:

On twitter, being ‘verified’ (having a blue checkmark) confers some kind of prestige to some people, shows you’re a cut above just the regular user. A similar signifier on Tumblr is having “deactivated” written after your username

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kookeybird:

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fyeahfilms:

Booksmart (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde

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joewright:

FLEETWOOD MAC - TUSK (1979)

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dementian:

I have never related to an animal more in my fucking life.

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caossource:

kiernan shipka on instagram: Going into the long weekend like

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atomic-chronoscaph:

Sesame Street (1979)